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Upper East Side Dog Park

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Rap music

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

i-teddy

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Trust

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'