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Distant but dope

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Jeans sale

Can I get you another coffee?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Back To School Supplies.

Fashionista

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"