Trendy Living T-Shirts

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Men's business romper.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Rap music

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Can I get you another coffee?

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

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'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Back To School Supplies.

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."