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"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Maybe this year..."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

Ship in a Bottle

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Back To School Supplies.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Unplugged.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"