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"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Rap music

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"Maybe this year..."

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Jeans sale

Ship in a Bottle

Can I get you another coffee?

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Back To School Supplies.

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Unplugged.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."