Unusual Decor Gifts

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Unplugged.

Unconventional Music Player

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

The Snowpire

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before..."

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

Xmas tree

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."