Unusual Decor Gifts

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Litter Tray Stonehenge

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Unplugged.

Unconventional Music Player

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before..."

The Snowpire

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Xmas tree

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

Sock Dating.

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Elf Tortures Santa.

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'