Quirky Decor Gifts

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Unplugged.

Man waiting beside trophies of human arms with a wine glass in a mouse trap near a hole with an arm coming through it

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cake Free Zone

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Can that be right?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

Bathroom Fairy

Yard Sale

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

His & hers towels.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."