Quirky Decor Pillows

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Unplugged.

Man waiting beside trophies of human arms with a wine glass in a mouse trap near a hole with an arm coming through it

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Bathroom Fairy

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Pinata Trophies

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

His & hers towels.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"