Unconventional Decorator Gifts

Self-Storage

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Donald is very supportive about my new hobby

Xmas tree

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mice Cream

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Dare to be different.