Unconventional Decorator T-Shirts

Self-Storage

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Donald is very supportive about my new hobby

Xmas tree

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Mice Cream

Frankenstein's Reading Light

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."