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"I had the most marvellous dream last night. The whole world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Mice Cream

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Jumble Sale

A new meaning in the Roman

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Home Sweet Home.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat