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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shelter Cat Nap

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Curtains haberdashery