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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shelter Cat Nap

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Moving in

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"