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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Men's business romper.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Snoopy with Laptop

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Rap music

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Can I get you another coffee?

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Jeans sale

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Back To School Supplies.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."