Trendy Places Pillows

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wifi in Hell

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rap music

Vivienne Westwood

Spontaneous Kombucha

Upper East Side Dog Park

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Hoxton map.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

Pop up hell

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"