Trendy Places Gifts

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rap music

Spontaneous Kombucha

Upper East Side Dog Park

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Hoxton map.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

Pop up hell

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

How very Balham!