Trendy Bars Gifts

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Men's business romper.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"That's very offensive."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Can I get you another coffee?

"What's trending?"

Jeans sale

A Busy Sports Bar

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Fashionista

Pop up hell

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"