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"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Men's business romper.

Wifi in Hell

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Vivienne Westwood

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"That's very offensive."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

A Busy Sports Bar

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"What's trending?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Jeans sale

Back To School Supplies.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Fashionista

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Pop up hell

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"