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"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Redhead

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"That's very offensive."

Hoxton map.

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Ginspiration!

Prosecco Drinker

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

How very Balham!

"I paint only what I love..."

Christmas drinker

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Can I press you to a fruity punch?

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

'No, no - Style over Substance.'

'Coffee table books are so 20th century...this is a 'double expresso mochaito latte with cinnamon table book'!