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Redhead

Wine Lady

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Sharing Drinks.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

The drinker.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."