Stylish Drinker Pillows

Redhead

Wine Lady

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Rabbit Punch

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

The drinker.

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."