Fancy Drinker Pillows

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Redhead

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"They know me here."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

'The first cocktail.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

The Devil's advocaat.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Prosecco Drinker

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

"I paint only what I love..."

Christmas drinker

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

Wine Lover

Slush Poopy.

Cannibals enjoying Martinis using heads as olives.

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."

I Drank At A Bar In 2020