Fancy Drinker Gifts

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Redhead

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"They know me here."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

'The first cocktail.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

The Devil's advocaat.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Prosecco Drinker

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

"I paint only what I love..."

Christmas drinker

Plus, it keeps it warm.

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

Wine Lover

Slush Poopy.

Cannibals enjoying Martinis using heads as olives.

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."

I Drank At A Bar In 2020