Divine Beverage Enjoyer Gifts

Plus, it keeps it warm.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"They know me here."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Rabbit Punch