Divine Drinker Gifts

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Paradise: Collection of wine

Happy Hour

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Dante Alighieri

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'