Divine Drinker Gifts

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Dang. Nothing but decaf.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Paradise: Collection of wine

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Dante Alighieri

God's Phone

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'Single or double?'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'