Divine Diviner Gifts

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Zagat Rated.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Crystal Ball Plug

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

A self-filling prophecy.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

End of world nigh!!!