Motorist sees highway sign: Where you are going, next right.
Direction Diviner Gifts
Looking for a gift for the direction diviner who seems to have a knack for guiding others through life's twists and turns? Whether they’re a creative soul, a storyteller, or someone who brings clarity to confusion, our collection offers delightful and witty options. Celebrate their unique ability to navigate life's maze with humor and style. From amusing mugs to inspiring prints, find a gift that resonates with their gift of guidance and exploration.
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.
"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."
Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
"Sometimes I bark at nothing."
I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."
'It's my new fortune e-reader.'
Travellers
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
Crystal Ball Plug
'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'
'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
"You will dance on your enemy's grave."
Mystic Writes 2014 Diary
'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'
End of world nigh!!!
A self-filling prophecy.
"It's going to snow! Is that it?"
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
"That's not what I said."
"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."
Fortune teller has a diary for 2017
Plugged In
"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."
"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"
'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'
Direction Diviner Gifts Collection
Direction Diviner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the direction diviner—each designed to inspire and amuse, making every coffee break a moment of guidance and fun.
Direction Diviner Pillows
Discover cozy pillows adorned with charming messages for the direction diviner—ideal for adding personality and comfort to their favorite space.
Direction Diviner Prints
Brighten their environment with inspiring prints for the direction diviner—celebrating their talent for guiding others in a colorful, creative way.
Direction Diviner T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the direction diviner—stylish, witty, and full of personality, these shirts are great for those who love to lead with humor.