Direction Denier Gifts

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

You are here.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Confused drivers

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Travellers

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

You are Here

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Recalculating!

'Some scout he is!'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Scarecrow Directions

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"That's not what I said."

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.