Digital Denier Gifts

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"We can accomodate food allergies, physical disablilities and learning disorders, but if your son is a technophobe, we have nothing for him."

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

Man and Machine snoozing

The Personal ATM

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."