Digital Denier Mugs

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"We can accomodate food allergies, physical disablilities and learning disorders, but if your son is a technophobe, we have nothing for him."

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Man and Machine snoozing

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'