'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'
Digital Diviners Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the spirit of digital diviners? Our collection features clever, creative items that blend technology with mystique, making them ideal for anyone who loves digital arts, coding, or digital spirituality. Whether they’re a tech enthusiast, a digital artist, or someone exploring modern mysticism, find something that resonates with their innovative vibe. Brighten their day with a thoughtful, themed gift that speaks to their fascination with the digital world and its hidden signals.
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
"Sorry—that's the screen saver."
Fortune teller using a computer.
'We've re-branded.'
Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
"Sometimes I bark at nothing."
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
"All those in favor Retweet."
"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."
"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
Crystal Ball Plug
"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."
'It's my new fortune e-reader.'
End of world nigh!!!
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
"You will dance on your enemy's grave."
A self-filling prophecy.
Mystic Writes 2014 Diary
"It's going to snow! Is that it?"
"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"
Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.
'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'
"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"
"When the mist clears, turn right."
"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."
"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."
Plugged In
"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"
Reading the future in beard stubble.
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
Fortune teller has a diary for 2017
Digital Diviners Gifts Collection
Digital Diviners Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate digital diviners—clever designs for those who decode signals in the digital world.
Digital Diviners Pillows
Find pillows that add a mystical digital touch to any room—comfortable and quirky for the modern digital seeker.
Digital Diviners Prints
Discover art prints that capture the spirit of digital divining—perfect for inspiring their digital and mystical passions.
Digital Diviners T-Shirts
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