Divine Digital Explorers Gifts

Gangster doesn't have proper password for Heaven.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'We've re-branded.'

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

You are everywhere.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Religious toilets.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'Does it come with any Apps'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

There's some guy in the caf

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."