Divine Digital Explorers Mugs

Gangster doesn't have proper password for Heaven.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'We've re-branded.'

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

You are everywhere.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Religious toilets.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'Does it come with any Apps'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."