Divine Tech Enthusiasts Mugs

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Communication

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Weapons of War Through the Ages.