Divine Digitalist Mugs

'We've re-branded.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The Ordered List

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Information Macht Frei

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Think/Don't Think

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"