Digital Deity Enthusiast Mugs

God's Profile.

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'We've re-branded.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Man-mobile

God creates humans.

"Is it an important text?"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Religion and technology.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Silly sausages

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."