Digital Deity Enthusiast Pillows

God's Profile.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'We've re-branded.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Man-mobile

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

God creates humans.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

Religion and technology.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193