Tech-savvy Deity Fans Pillows

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Family Home.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

God creates humans.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Religion and technology.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

Jesus Saves

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

Divine Cell

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Not the God I expected."

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'Click on the icon.'

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."