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"Not the God I expected."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Zeus's Caddy

Pyramid catflap...

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

God creating the galaxy.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

God creates humans.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Closed Thursdays.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Angel Golf

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

"It's HIM, are you in...?"

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates