Casual Deity Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm gonna squeeze in a quick nine black holes before the next epoch starts.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Tambourine.

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

"Not the God I expected."

Prayers For Agnostics

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."

"You da man!"

Photos millennials post vs. photos Gen Z kids post

'You may already be a winner!'

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?

Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

God's Profile.

"We're getting reports that the joyful noise up here is exceeding lawful decibel levels."

"Their rut looks like a lot more fun than our rut."

"You've got prayers…" heavenly e-mail.