Casual Theologian Pillows

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

At the 2021 Religious Games

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Let there be cool.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

The Schmoozy Reaper

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'I drink to bring about change.'