Casual Thinker Pillows

'My philosophy is to think up a new philosophy whenever I need one.'

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Moral Values for Dummies

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."