Casual Thinker Gifts

'My philosophy is to think up a new philosophy whenever I need one.'

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

Moral Values for Dummies

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!