Casual Strategist Gifts

Noughts and Crosses

Prisoners game

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Snail Racing

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'