Casual Viewer Gifts

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

"Did you see that documentary about set meters" "Well the TV was on but I wasn't really watching it"

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"Many killed and injured in systems crash at computer company..film at eleven."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

"Do you think reality television will ever show reality?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

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Moral Values for Dummies

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

Ignorance and Bliss