Casual Viewer Gifts

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

"Did you see that documentary about set meters" "Well the TV was on but I wasn't really watching it"

"Many killed and injured in systems crash at computer company..film at eleven."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

"Do you think reality television will ever show reality?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Let there be cool.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Moral Values for Dummies

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'