Casual Viewers Gifts

"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Moral Values for Dummies

Ignorance and Bliss

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

World Cup breakfast.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'So, read any good book lately?'

'Watching the football.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."