Casual Viewers Gifts

"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'Watching the football.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'So, read any good book lately?'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"