Casual Observer Pillows

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'I'm still undecided about the election. I think I'll take a walk around the neighborhood and read the lawn signs again.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'Oxford won the Boat Race? Who came second?'

'Watching the football.'

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Let there be cool.'

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Chess on TV

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Minimalism exhibition...

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."