Casual Dating Observer Pillows

'I can't believe you actually JOINED the 'Psycho Girlfriend of the Month' Club!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

Valentine man in underpants.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Tunnel of like

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'Watching the football.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.