Casual Daters Pillows

'Fish with benefits.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Valentine man in underpants.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Tunnel of like

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Retirement

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."

"Did you use a condom?"

"Don't be shy. W'=e're real casual around here."

Sleeping With Strange Men

"I wasn't asking for all of the best years of her life-just a couple of good nights."

Lovers' Leap/Casual Daters' Escalator

"This is Dave, my friend plus."

'Like they say, if it ain't broke, date it.'

Jim and His Latest.

'He's the ninth or tenth best thing that ever happened to me.'

'Maybe some other time.'