Casual Friends Pillows

"Let me let you go so I can go."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Valentine man in underpants.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

Tunnel of like

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

'I'm making pot pie.'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Pizza Party

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"I try to be royal without being regal."

"Did you use a condom?"

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Lovers' Leap/Casual Daters' Escalator

"I wasn't asking for all of the best years of her life-just a couple of good nights."

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'