Casual Friends Pillows

"Let me let you go so I can go."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Valentine man in underpants.

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Tunnel of like

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

Pizza Party

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

"I wasn't asking for all of the best years of her life-just a couple of good nights."

Lovers' Leap/Casual Daters' Escalator

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

"I try to be royal without being regal."