Casual Meet-up Pillows

'A hangover is better than a man. A hangover is gone by lunchtime.'

Pizza Party

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Fresh pepper?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'What kind of...'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"You need a hobby."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'