Casual Meet-up Pillows

'A hangover is better than a man. A hangover is gone by lunchtime.'

Pizza Party

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"You need a hobby."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

'What kind of...'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'